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They have cleverly shifted their shapes; one of them has taken the form of a little old woman.

You can barely see her horns! She has tried to poison me already. These rats are very clever.

Yagshemash! In US and A, if you want to marry a girl, you cannot just go to her father’s house and swap her for 15 gallons of insecticide. Before American woman will allow you in her vazhïn, you must do something called dating.

Uhm, at the start, she was a cook good, her vazhïn work well, and she strong on plow. But after three years, when she was 15, then she become weak. Her voice become a deep. “Borat, Borat!” She a receive hair on her chest and her vazhïn hang like sleeve of wizard.

In Kazakhstan, it is illegal for more than five woman to be in the same place except for in brothel or in grave. In US and A, many womens meet in a groups called feminists.

Yagshemash! Democracy is very different in US and A from Kazakhstan. In America, woman CAN vote, but horse – CANNOT!

Yagshemash. In US and A, very rich people like to drink wine. It is like Kazakhi wine, but not made from fermented horses’ urine.

In Kazakhstan, the favorite hobbies are disco dancing, archery, rape, and table tennis.

My name a Borat. I come from Kazakhstan. Can I say a first, we support your war of terror! May we show our support to our boys in Iraq! May US and A kill every single terrorist! May your George Bush drink the blood of every single man, women, and child of Iraq! May you destroy their country so that for next thousand years not even a single lizard will survive in their desert!

I arrived in America’s airport with clothings, US dollars, and a jar of gypsy tears to protect me from AIDS.

America national sport is called baseballs. It very similar to our sport, shurik, where we take dogs, shoot them in a field, and then have a party.

America national sport

Yagshemash! Democracy is very different in US and A from Kazakhstan. In America, woman CAN vote

Yagshemash! Democracy is very different in US and A from Kazakhstan. In America, woman CAN vote, but horse – CANNOT!

I had no car, no money, and no Azamat. The only thing keeping me going was my dream of one day holding Pamela in my arms and then making romantic explosion on her stomach.

This is my country of Kazakhstan. It locate between Tajikistan, and Kyrgyzstan, and assholes Uzbekistan.

Yagshemash! In US and A, if you want to marry a girl, you cannot just go to her father’s house and swap her for 15 gallons of insecticide. Before American woman will allow you in her vazhïn, you must do something called dating.

Yagshemash. In US and A, very rich people like to drink wine. It is like Kazakhi wine, but not made from fermented horses’ urine.

What’s up with it, vanilla face? Me and my homie Azamat just parked our slab outside. We’re looking for somewhere to post up our black asses for the night. So, uh, bang bang, skeet skeet, nigga. Just a couple of pimps, no hoes.

This CJ was like no Kazakh woman I have ever seen. She had golden hairs, teeth as white as pearls, and the asshole of a seven-year-old. For the first time in my lifes, I was in love.

I, uh, like a very much Korki Buchek. You know Korki Buchek? Bing-bang-bing-bang-bing-dl-dl-ding-ding *click* *click* *click-click* bing-bang-bing-bang-bing-dl-dl-ding-ding *click* *click*

He is my neighbor Nursultan Tuliagby. He is pain in my assholes. I get a window from a glass, he must get a window from a glass. I get a step, he must get a step. I get a clock radio, he cannot afford. Great success!